More Stocking Suffers!

As Santa starts to make his rounds later tonight, I have a few more gift ideas for Santa to leave this holiday season.

Rex Ryan - a real sense of humor

Just watching your playing off of the Colts "list of injuries" was absolutely painful. You've also got into a verbal assault through the press with the Dolphins Channng Crowder. You even stated something to the effect that if you were younger, you'd take him yourself. All for a laugh. Your wish list should really include your Jets to make the playoffs, Rex.

Jerry Jones - a playoff win

I know Jerry has everything. He owns the Cowboys. He has a palace as a stadium for his Cowboys. He has that huge HD screen that hangs from the rafters of said palace. He has Super Bowl rings. But the fact that everyone brings up that Dallas hasn't won a playoff game in over a decade must be extremely painful. Jerry may also wish he could have Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin and Emmitt Smith wearing the star again. He has Tony Romo, Miles Austin and Marion Barber. A ways to go, but it's a start.

Al Davis and Dan Snyder - a return to prominence for your franchises

Snyder may be already on track with this one b hiring Bruce Allen as his new "football guy" in the nation's capital. Maybe Snyder's money will be spent a bit wiser with Allen there. Davis, not so much. He's had to fight off talk about his head coach, Tom Cable. There's a handful of bad first round draft picks in the Raiders fold. It really hasn't been too long ago that the Raiders and Redskins were fixtures in he NFL playoffs. Now, they are perceived as laughingstocks. It just doesn't seem right.

Urban Meyer - a Tim Tebow clone

Hard to believe that the Sugar Bowl will be Tebow's last game at Florida. Then again, it seems like Tebow's been in Gainesville forever. Meyer has had quite a run, most of it because of Tebow. The first National Championship came with Chris Leak at the helm, but Tebow played a key part in that one and Tebow has put Meyer on his shoulders and brought him more than any coach could ask for. Is it possible that Meyer gets nothing more than a lump of coal this year? If so, then the Gators may see a BCS game slide through their grasp. Speaking of the Sugar Bowl...

Brian Kelly - forgiveness from the city of Cincinnati

Some Cincinnati players were extremely hacked that Kelly left for the Golden Dome. A couple of players publicly stated that their comments were made out of frustration and anger. I still think the whole process is jacked up and their comments are justified. I mean, Kelly leaves when UC is prepping for its biggest football game ever "drawing" the Florida Gators in the Sugar Bowl. A funny thing to add to this. If UC had reached the BCS Championship, I've read that Kelly wanted to coach the Bearcats despite the Notre Dame situation. How do you think that would've played out?

Mike Greenberg - a Super Bowl win for the New York Jets

And I'm not even a Jets fan. In fact, I can't ever remember wanting the Jets to win a game, but listening (and watching) Greeny spew his love for the guys in green almost makes one a bit on the ill side. If Santa grants this, would you please stop the gushing, and the whining, Greeny?

Mike Golic - ear plugs

I ask for these for Golic becuse if the Jets do ever get that Super Bowl win, he'll never hear the end of it.

David Stern - a Cavs/Lakers final

We were all ripped off by the Orlando Magic last season. We don't want the Boston Celtics to interfere this season. Seeing LeBron and Kobe would be the dream matchup. I know we'll see it tomorrow, but we want more! In fact, we want 7 games more! Add the Shaq factor and the drama is built-in. What more could the NBA want? This series would bring better ratings than a Celtics/Lakers series. Honest!

As we countdown Santa's arrival, I wish to extend holidays wishes to everyone. Be safe during this holiday season.

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